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		<title>Sohbet &#8211; Snotty Seuss Slam</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 02:01:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Valerie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it&#8217;s cold and flu season again, and we had so much fun with the headcold haiku last year I thought all you sadly snotty suffering people could use a bit of cheer. So, this round how about a Seuss Slam on all things snot related? A jolly exchange of odes to the code in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Valerie&#8217;s guide to making out</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2011 07:12:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Valerie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I bet you all were afraid I wouldn&#8217;t post any more after I quit the 100 days thing. Well you&#8217;re wrong. I bet you all have been wondering what I&#8217;ve been doing with my brain in all this quiet and solitude&#8230; Well, I&#8217;ve come up with a flow chart to help you decide when to, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Day 90 &#8211; whatever happened to the pitching of woo?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2011 06:26:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Valerie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My friend has just gotten started on internet dating. So far she&#8217;s gotten way more hits than she expected (YAY!), but the emails she&#8217;s been getting are clearly indicative of the fact men have forgotten how to pitch woo (Boo&#8230;). Now, the pitching of woo is a different thing from the hurling of sheep or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Day 89 &#8211; Smart Girls, Pretty Girls</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 19:03:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Valerie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brian ducks down to get through the small door, steps into the court. Mike is already warming up, lazily bouncing the ball off various walls. &#8220;Hey, how&#8217;d the date go?&#8221; &#8220;Alright&#8230; I guess.&#8221; &#8220;Yeah. What&#8217;d you do?&#8221; Mike lines up to serve, really launches it. Brian dives for the corner, sneakers squeaking, thwacks it high [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Truth About Hearts and Flowers</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:26:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Valerie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let me tell you what I learned by recovering from a devastating break-up while working in a flower shop. Hearts are like flowers, beautiful when they are open, but once you sever them from the plant they come from there is only one foreseeable outcome: the flower will eventually wither and die. The timeline may [...]]]></description>
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