Meals with Gloria aren’t so much a physical necessity as a social one. Whatever unholy force animates him also fuels him. He doesn’t really need to eat – aside from that constant background buzz, that constant craving for braaaains…. Continue reading
Day 48 – What Just Happened?
What just happened?
We were cleaning up after dinner, stacking dishes in the sink. Out of dish soap, I said: “I guess we’ll just do them tomorrow.”
She started crying. Continue reading
Day 33 – I don’t exist, and that’s hilarious!
I was in an argument with a guy once, well not an argument so much as a hearty spiritual debate, and he said: “The whole point of existence is….yadda yadda yadda.” I can’t actually remember what he said, but I remember what I said: “I don’t think that’s right, I think the whole point of existence is to wake up to the fact you don’t really exist.” Continue reading
Day 24 – stress vs profanity
So, another day without much angst… or cursing. In addition to that pool I’m sure is going around twitter as to which day I snap and post nothing but the word *fuck* (I think I put my money on day 27), I think you could have fun graphing my propensity for cursing vs my apparent stress level in each blog post.
Inspired by Indexed, here a draft to get you started: Continue reading

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