Well, it’s cold and flu season again, and we had so much fun with the headcold haiku last year I thought all you sadly snotty suffering people could use a bit of cheer. So, this round how about a Seuss Slam on all things snot related? A jolly exchange of odes to the code in your node.
I’ll get you started with some motherly advice, then I want to hear your snotty, seussy poems!
Spit it out! (My mother said
of that stuff in my lungs
that drips from my head.)
You can’t leave that gunk
sitting there in your chest.
Don’t just cough a little,
cough BIG, it’s the best.
Now listen to your mom’s advice,
a dainty cough won’t save your life!
Heed my words, or you’ll get pneumonia
and I’ll find you dead, next time I phone you.