So, I kinda snapped the other day and tweeted what turned out to be a rather erotic poem of longing for the bananas I was impatient to see ripen. This cracked me up enough, I figured there were probably lots of other erotic love poems to fruit could be written, so take this as a challenge and write yours!
Here’s the banana one for openers:
My darling banana
You green tipped tease
How I long for the time of your ripening
Fill me with your nourishing sweetness
Valerie Roney 
How ’bout a kumquat? Ain’t nothing sexier than a kumquat!
Pocket full of kumquats
my darling won’t you come squat
upon this shady seat
Your tartness on my tongue
Oh, how the juices run
release me from this heat
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1st.. dedicated to a lonely person on an island with a pineapple…
Horny Pineapple
Under my skin, there is but
A hole to thrust in
2nd… A lonely cherry
So soft yet so sweet
bite me lick me taste me whole
pop me cherry now
3rd… and a lonely housewife and a banana
My Hubby at work
Need hard yet firm and long too
Banana will do
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Oh my….
new experience
unassuming haiku, weep
for innocence lost
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How to alienate your appetite with one word.
granny smith apple Fetish
Peeled apple skin fetish
brown apple core fetish
apple stem turned to the letter J fetish
crab apple half eaten fetish
caught staring at an apple tree fetish
being told to leave apples alone fetish
writing a poem about various apple fetishes fetish
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